I find it funny when I ask people, “How are you?” I don’t usually expect a longer answer than, “I’m good!” or a variation of that, and vice versa. Because who has time to spare to listen to somebody recount everything that has happened since you last saw each other? Whenever I get asked the same question, I return the favor, and just say, “I am awesome!” which I am, but still, not completely accurate, or honest.
One of these days, I’m just going to let the poor person have it and give him the entire account of why Stef’s hair is like this now, how she lost all that weight, what has she been doing with her spare time, and why she is still not married yet.
So, how are you?

